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Go whaling outside of Wal-mart.
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:36 |
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Road trip the hell out of it
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:41 |
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I’d use it to take my family to the beach and to drive in movies.
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:42 |
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Burn it in sacrifice to our Lord of Darkness Satan.
All hail Satan, lord of darkness.
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:45 |
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Find a spot to pimp
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:46 |
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That’s dirt cheap. I’ve seen ones in good condition listed for ten times that.
Me? First thing I’d do is pull the engine and build it up. With 500 cubic inches it’s way, way more capable of the 210 hp it’s wheezing out now. Torque steer? What torque steer?
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:49 |
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Drive around looking like a pimp.
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:52 |
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Oh, I thought you meant an ACTUAL boat... if it was in Hemmings and a real boat I was hoping for a something like a wooden Chris Craft project with an old Packard or maybe Buick straight-8... (kinja only shows me the headline and the fact that the contained link is from Hemmings) This is OK, I guess, but not what I was hoping for :(
![]() 03/28/2016 at 10:59 |
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hoon it around Miami (this works for a real boat and a boat on wheels..;)..)
![]() 03/28/2016 at 11:25 |
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That’s a deal (which is rare for Hemmings). Plus, round headlight Eldo > square headlight Eldo.
![]() 03/28/2016 at 11:38 |
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Haggle the price down to $2,800 and spend $200 on essentials - fake white fir coat, cane, fake white gator shoes.
![]() 03/28/2016 at 11:49 |
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Same thing you do with all boats: throw money at it until it goes away.